[He gave me] one of the greatest compliments, or non-compliments, I’ve ever gotten in my life. I remember seeing this interview with Dave Brockie where they asked Brockie about [Gwar’s] Grammy nomination, and somehow, he made his way to me, and he said, ‘Dave Grohl? He’s actually had teeth removed so he could fit more Grammy dicks in his fucking mouth.’
Watch Butthole Surfers’ Gibby Haynes Discuss Book About City Gardens Club on “The Daily Show”: Haynes told a story about getting “bitched at by a hormone-crazed soccer mom” after a show for his on-stage behavior. His retort: “What are you doing after the show?”
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Beefcake from GWAR took [Cat Butt] on a tour of the cemeteries in Richmond. James Madison, the president, he’s got a beautiful grave with like white marble and an American flag and everything. And Beefcake fuckin’ whipped out his dick and pissed right on it. I was thinkin’, James Madison wasn’t that bad a president, was he?