Beefcake from GWAR took [Cat Butt] on a tour of the cemeteries in Richmond. James Madison, the president, he’s got a beautiful grave with like white marble and an American flag and everything. And Beefcake fuckin’ whipped out his dick and pissed right on it. I was thinkin’, James Madison wasn’t that bad a president, was he?
from my interview with ex-Cat Butt guitarist James Burdyshaw